Finally

Express your barely-sated impatience at Apple's slovenly attitude towards innovation with this simple Safari extension. Adds choice epithets to headings on www.apple.com. (Install then try the MacBook Pro page.)

Update: now no longer shows irreverant satire on www.apple.com/stevejobs, which was rather unfortunate. RIP Steve.

Who?

Simon Whitaker, lover of mischief.

Why?

Why not? Somebody had to take a stand.